Nononono

*spoon song starts playing* .. they're silver, they're wood, they're a bowl on a stick, hold solids and liquids....

This makes a spoon sound like its easy to eat soup with... Except its impossible because spoons are too goddamned shallow for soup!!!! :~(

They're also really good for mmmmmmmmm.. blocking out the haters.

I think my brain just exploded

That's like dividing by zero.