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xerxerous
· 9 years ago
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You can just do cocaine
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abstermonk
· 9 years ago
Until the kid wants to smell it
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theflyingdutchman
· 9 years ago
MERRY CHRISTMAS KIDDOS!!
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pokethebear
· 9 years ago
I have this vision of children sniffing wildly at the floor like so many beagles.
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theflyingdutchman
· 9 years ago
"Visions of cociane and sugar plums danced in their heads"
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guest
· 9 years ago
My mum did it with flour instead...
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norwegiangirl
· 9 years ago
No, she didn't. It was Santa Claus who did it, and it was real snow
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iamron
· 9 years ago
My ex's sister did this with Easter bunny shoes once...................once.
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choupachoups
· 9 years ago
Well Santa in our house (I mean my grandmother but shush for the 9 year olds on this site) left footprints out of ash from the fireplace, because that's where he comes from, down the chimney.
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meowiamacat
· 9 years ago
My parents did that too, but we figured out pretty quickly that Santa wears running shoes.
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choupachoups
· 9 years ago
My grandmother forgot that she left the shoes she used for the footprints next to the fireplace, full of ashes, so that was ruined :P
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deleted
· 9 years ago
Why would there be nine year olds on this site?
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choupachoups
· 9 years ago
You obviously haven't been following the comment thread where people said how old they were, have you?
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deleted
· 9 years ago
I have actually, I was looking through old stuff and I saw it.
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choupachoups
· 9 years ago
Then you'd know that there are 9 year olds on this site, not that they'd still believe in Santa Claus, I was just joking (sorry if I offended anybody).
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deleted
· 9 years ago
I just think that as a parent I would not want my kids on this site.
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choupachoups
· 9 years ago
Yeah, I agree, there are some pretty dirty things on here, that 9 year olds shouldn't know, especially if they have an account and can look at the hidden things.
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guest
· 9 years ago
Why not flour or baking soda?looks the same
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deleted
· 9 years ago
Flour would attract ants as well.
deleted
· 9 years ago
It would.
kurukuruguy
· 9 years ago
Use fireplace ash, if you have one.
guest
· 9 years ago
My parents literally convinced me fully for a few years when I was starting to be skeptical. They took my dads boots and stuck the in the ash of the fire place and left footprints on the mantle thing.
reallychelseawow
· 9 years ago
You could always vacuum it later...
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doubledboobs
· 9 years ago
What's the point in lying to your children about Santa or the Easter bunny if they are just going to find out its fake and be sad. I think its kind of stupid in the long run.
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deleted
· 9 years ago
By the time a child realizes Santa isn't real, they should also be mature enough to realize that it was little more than a game, and should be a happy memory. Or they just don't care. Either or works.
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