I'll tell you guys how I dealt with somebody who double parked and blocked a handicap spot that caused an injured war vet to have to painfully walk an extra 20 ft. The car in question was a white convertible and I happened to have some very pungent fertilizer in the back of my truck, let's just say mr jackass got a few free shovel fulls on and in his car I even stuck some under his seats and in the defrost vents.
What? He pulled a shit move so he got some shit it return, he's lucky I only had my small truck if I'd have had my one ton with the dump bed I'd have emptied the whole load on his car.
I did, I don't imagine he'd think to look in the vents and under the seats, besides there is no way short of tearing out the interior to get the shit out of the vents anyhow, especially since it was somewhat wet and runny the rest of it went all over the leather seats and windshield.
So you ruined a $20,000+ car because somebody had to walk an extra 20 feet? You said it yourself, there is pretty much no way to get all the shit out of the car. Can you be any more childish? This doesn't make you sound cool, just makes you sound like even more of a douche than the guy that double parked.
Firstly the individual that had to walk was an Iraq war veteran who lost a leg, arm, and eye to some camel fuckers bomb left along the side of a road, he should have been allowed to use the spot designated for handicapped people instead some punk ass privileged little rich brat parked sideways over the spot. I happen to hold war veterans in a higher respect then some rich punk's stupid car the little bastard even cut the veteran off as he was pulling into the spot! Call me what you want but as far as I'm concerned the bastard got what he deserved!
What the double parker did was douchey. What you did was probably illegal. I'm in no way saying that what the double parker did was right, in fact, he deserves to be taught a lesson. But not in a way that ruins a $20,000+ car.
A local sheriff was 30 ft away he just decided to write the guy a ticket and gave me a verbal warning. In any case I don't feel the need to have to justify myself to anybody anyway! Don't bother arguing any further with me since I'm walking away from this post.
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