Worst things in the world

This post made me shudder multiple times

Just break the fucking cookie in half.

1st world problems.... I'm pretty sure these are not the 'worst' things in the world. Just annoyances.

Also: death, famine, cancer and stuff.

That giant plug is Bose.
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Bose, because fuck you.

MOTHERFUCKING HUGE ASS PLUG I WILL BEAT YOUR FAT ASSES I TO THE NEXT CENTURY.... Ok...ok... I'm calm

Number one priority, the hangnail.