There are two types of metabolism
9 years ago by eyefire · 2509 Likes · 17 comments · Popular
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pokethebear
· 9 years ago
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I was the left one until the day I became the right one.
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shurikkaru
· 9 years ago
I am still the left one
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ewqua
· 9 years ago
I have a friend who is the left one. It's cool because she doesn't have to care about her weight, but on the other hand, she's completely skinny and flat and sorta looks like a fashionable skeleton.
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guest
· 9 years ago
that isnt a nice thing to say its not like she chose how she looks
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pokethebear
· 9 years ago
It was an observation, not an insult.
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ewqua
· 9 years ago
Thank you, pokethebear, you're right. Also, being skinny is more socially acceptable than being fat, I think, so it's a big plus for her.
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deleted
· 9 years ago
Not necessarily... I'm the left one (55 rather than 50) but I'm still teased by my friends and family about being skinny and about being a sick and people are constantly trying to stuff food down my throat x_x
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ewqua
· 9 years ago
Really? Wow...I haven't seen many cases in which people are teased for being skinny. But hey, free food, right?
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adrianpeterson
· 9 years ago
My metabolism switched from left to right mid-meal
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bad_wolf_9
· 9 years ago
Mine is the right one definitely.
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deleted
· 9 years ago
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MPZZBgfGcCo Pursuit of perfection
dave99
· 9 years ago
Left one definitely.
guest
· 9 years ago
Maybe the left one does a load more excercise than the right one?
atomiczombie757
· 9 years ago
interesting fact men have 4 times better metabolism than women
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pokethebear
· 9 years ago
Men and women are equal, do you want to get yelled at?
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ewqua
· 9 years ago
He's right though, for men it's much easier to gain muscle and lose fat than for women, meaning that a man can eat twice as much and exercise half as much as a woman to have the same fat percentage. It's unfair, I know, but at least we get b00bs and ass when we get chubbier.
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madz2013
· 9 years ago
I've never been the left