Sounds like internet people

He's got his priorities in order.

Sounds like something I would do

Well I guess you could say that pussy got him locked up (Bad Jokes With InternetWarrior)

He seems like the kind of dude to stop to pet cats.

Understandable

I missed my train twice because of the same reason

I saw this post but with Sebastian from Black butler. (He's cat obsessed)

Me in 9 years