Grandma is a fuckin bitch. She keeps using her impending death to make a bunch of bullshit rules to have everything go her way and threatens to not give presents if people don't show up. Plus she uses the fact that she's old as an excuse to say incredibly rude shit about other people's choice of spouse and make unnecessary comments about their cooking skills and weight. If I got this letter I would boycott grandmas bullshit thanksgiving
Actually, stuffing without bacon is just better stuffing. Bacon is good, but it doesn't go with /everything/, ESPECIALLY not Green Bean fucking casserole.
ALSO ALSO, you shouldn't complain about somebody wanting to keep their pet alive. Maybe they could have brought the cat, whatever. But don't guilt someone for wanting to care for their cat.
Below that:
'Love you!'
Well you can seethe and scowl to yourself. I don't know why I even asked.