When someone checks your browsing history...

That was me and my sister when my mom walked in the room after we broke my moms designer high heels while killing a cockroach.

When my brother and I break something while playing

What browser history?
Mine's clean... and blank.
;)

Whenever my mom asks me to email her my Report Card.

Clear clear clear...

My mom asked me to google Pinterest on my computer... I got the p on and had to type incredibly fast so she wouldn't see anything .-.