I wish I could

Every day.

99.9% of the times

If you're in the position to be able to just go back to sleep, life ain't so tough.

On days I don't have to work, I enjoy ignoring my alarm for a whole half hour! I can't remember the last time I got to actually sleep in.

Every holiday

on 5 working days a week...i wake up real fine on weekends...

More than I like to admit

I do this Every. Single. Day. (During the holidays of course)

Technically I say "fuck that".

Stupid

No, because I'm not a stupid fuck. Haha.

I wish.