I want one

You win the Internet for today! Here's your trophy and a muffin

Awesomeness really lives up to his/her name

Why thank you. http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2009/341/d/f/Magic_muffin_by_yatsukime.jpg

I was thinking Brian Blessed.

You could probably train it to bring you food (I mean it's smart enough to be able to talk) and it's a freaking giant spider all it has to do is chill on your bedroom door and no one would come near your room especially if it looks at them and goes "yo" in its deep voice

I want him in Benedict comberbatch's smaug voice

I did