Every boy in Kindergarten,ever

I was watching porn and then I saw this and laughed my ass off.

That's why I wear Axe... it's girl repellant without being completely disgusting. The kind of girls I would be interested in and have trouble keeping my emotions in check around are repelled by it.
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I'm just not ready for that again. Might never be.

Girls have Cooties thus makes them disgusting.

Actual Advice Duckling is here to help.

How dumb we were back then

Thanks for telling me