I always knew there had to be instruction for life somewhere

That's the book call ?

"Life's Little Instruction Book". There are three volumes. This one has all three in one book, over 1500 tips:
http://www.amazon.com/gp/1558534903/
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If you want, you can read them all here now:
http://www.webbervilleschools.org/cscott/files/2013/09/bab16b4313.pdf
But if you like it, buy the book, support the author.
- FunStats

Oh my god , thank you !!!

Fun stats I'm pretty sure you're the most loved account on here

A fight that is inevitable and that you intend to win! Have you ever been surrounded and outnumbered 3-1? Strike first, fast and often my friend.

then it is clear, but what if you are face to face with a single douche, and he might sue you if you hit him.

If you are certain that a fight cannot be avoided remember that it is better to be judged by 12 than carried by 6.