Awwwwwwwww

'AND THAT OLD LADY DIDNT HAVE A STROKE EITHER! IT WAS ME! IT WAS ALL ME!'

"AND I WOULD HAVE GOTTEN AWAY WITH IT IF IT WASN'T FOR YOU MEDDLING FIREMEN AND YOUR DUMB HOSE"

Gets me every time.

Why is it you never see dogs being rescued from fires? Is it because they're smart enough to gtfo?

Gibby, you stole my coment =(

Laughing so hard thought it’s said “it’s not that easy to kill me you twats”