one giant toe

Would take one giant ass nail clipper

A shit ton of nail polish. But on the bright side it's bigger so you can draw on it easier.

Um that's not creepy at all

Imagine hitting this off something

stubbing your toe will be taken to a whole new level.

my feet suddenly feels weird

I think that's pretty much how all feet look...yes even the girls that say, "not my feet, my feet are PRETTY"!

It looks like a weird thumb.

Gross

i'll have what he/she's having.

Remember spy kids. Ninja thumbs.