And, in this version of the story, Rudolph lives the rest of his life alone and bitter. I kind of like the original story where Rudolph is forgiving and lives happy ever after. Maybe that's why real life doesn't have happy endings...everyone is so fucking committed to being offended by everything, nobody can get on with their lives and be happy.
Rudolph came to say /
"You mocked me for my nose so bright, /
Now you all will die tonight!"