This hit close to home for me

Thats why I call everyone dude

That's why I call every coworker at the club "schatzi"

Hahaha that is actually my husband's name

Because they're not you're friend, buddy!

The one I see that is getting more and more popular, "Hey, there he is" to feign excitement over encountering somebody who's name that you should've remembered but didn't bother.