So this is what heaven looks like.

*eyes widen* PIZZZZZAAAAA

Foooood

Their bodies should be smothered in Nutella.

I didn't need those panties or ovaries anyway.

I have seen too much porn to not think about something.

*photoshops in Ashley Purdy, Andy Biersack, and Vic Fuentes*
Aahhhhhh much better

But it's Papa John's....

My introvert self just thought: Dammit, I won't have the courage to ask for pizza, and I wont be able to have a conversation !

*drools*

Am i the only bothered by the pizza in the middle and the way it has been cut?

I only see pizza *_*

Yes. Yes it does...

People disappoint but pizza is eternal!!

u forgot the guy with netflix

waits for supernatural references

As a man this is sexist and gives boys an incorrect impression of what their body should look like.

Stop objectifying men's bodies

So, heaven looks like misandrist sexism?