Shut the f*ck up

How does one shut off a fuck?

"Shhhh fuck, you have to be quiet. Cmon fuck it's time time to be quiet now"

I'm a terrible texter when it past 1AM this is how I end up talking to my friend in group chat. What's worse is there is a person in chat who isn't too great English, receiving it too.

Shut up the fuck

fut the up shuck

Fuck the shit off

What about shut the fup

Sl*t the f*ck up