I feel the Internet has hit a new low

The penises. I would have them surgically removed or go to the circus. Either way it's a win win.

The penises because if I had a vagina on my forehead people could stick something in there and fuck with my brain
Literal mind fuck

Brings a whole new meaning to fucking someone's brains out

What about penises on your forehead so you can have your mind blown?

What about a vagina on your hand if you're a guy? That way you can go fuck yourself.

Definitely the penises. I mean, multiple orgasms, anyone?
Also, who would want to deal with a period on your FACE??? The only thing a forehead vagina would be good for is I'd probably tweet something/make a tumblr post about it with a gif of Dan Howell (danisnotonfire) saying "So... does that mean Zeus has, like, a birthing area on his forehead?" from that one Phil is not on fire video and maybe I'd be famous as that one person with a vagina on her forehead. IDK. My brain's weird.

Makes the dinosaur thing waay beter

You would be like the guy from Naruto if you chose the first option.

God, periods on the face THE HORROR

This was in an Ask Kingsley

This gives "giving head" a completely new meaning

Forehead panties!

Imagine giving birth from your forehead. How does that even-even I can't. Image it. Giving birth from your forehead.

how about dead, that sound much better to me.