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violence · 10 years ago · FIRST

The last one is kinda right..

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deleted · 10 years ago

I guess some of them may be auto-corrected. But, seriously, 80HD? Seizure salad? Dairy air?§

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lauraell87 · 10 years ago

This hurts me. Deeply.

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whospikedthepunch · 10 years ago

Excuse me while I go headbutt a brick wall until the pain stops!

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guest · 10 years ago

"run some aarons" "80HD" that one was the worst

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firebender · 10 years ago

what did the first one even mean

violence · 10 years ago

She told a lady to shove her business hours up her ass.
Which is rude.

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guest · 10 years ago

She said "dairy air" since she'd probably only ever heard the saying and never spelled it, but the actual word is "derriere" which is a french euphemism for butt.

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sticksandsteam · 10 years ago

I've lost faith in all humanity.

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promanchild · 10 years ago

Were these people making puns, or are they as dumb as I think they are?

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guest · 10 years ago

"sugare code"

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macdadddy45 · 10 years ago

Wow this generation gives me headaches

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guest · 10 years ago

"Why does a cow farm smell so bad?"
-It's all that... dairy air

whospikedthepunch · 10 years ago

Ha ha ha, go clean my barn!

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igorsouz4 · 10 years ago

i need a translation to some of these..

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