The resemblance between Avengers and Guardians

D:

There, there loki. I'm not an avenger either.

Yeah, uh, I'm not either.....
*gets call on Bluetooth headset*
*flies away*

Pssht, I don't know about you guys, but I'll force my way into the Avengers. Anyone wanna join me?

Me! :D

Well, with Loki by my side, I can't lose. Let us be off!

I would join you, but I'm afraid biscuits can't fight crime. Or move independently...

I can help! *kicks biscuit into Avengers HQ*

Its okay biscuit, I can keep you in my pocket, or shoot you out of a gun :D

Thanks guys. I feel like it would hurt to be shot out of gun though, so I'll stick to being in someone's pocket.

Great idea. I can already hear Loki going "is that a biscuit in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?". And biscuit popping out "we're both happy to see you ;)". (Yes, yes, I took the idea from a post that was posted today).

Perfection. I feel like Iron Man would say that though.