Creative Door Hangers

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Is it weird I would be that one guy that ignores the door hanger, comes in awkwardly, then asks if I can join?

Hey, one of the nicest guests I ever had was the guy who, through dawning realization, I figured out was filming a porn. He tipped me $200.00 bucks not to say anything and to be his only contact in the hotel.

i said the last one with a sassy voice