I feel bad for him, he looks pretty sad

I thought I was drinking Red Wine, once.
I was wrong.

WHY DO YOU PUT THE MOST CRUCIAL DETAILS IN THE SMALLEST FONT?

I bet it tastes like apples, poison, and LIES.

I once drank white wine (ten years old) because I thought it was old apple juice.

Omg carbonated water looks like sprite but tastes like dissapointment

I did this once and finished an entire bottle of it before realizing. (but it honestly didn't taste too bad, at least going down)

The face of a broken man

I though his face had something to do with the couple in the back and was really confused