When to Change/Wash

Ummm, I do. 4-5 maybe, but 30???!!

You mean 4-5 a year right.

"Or drop food on them".... I now know I am not the only one

wait what

As a certified bra-user I can confirm this

This arouses me.

I'm a girl but what tf do nipples smell like. You see, its slightly impossible to smell my own

It can depend on the bra. Frequent washing will make them loose shape and elasticity faster. If your bras are really expensive (I know a lady who has these HUGE boobs. I mean Dolly Parton's look small next to her. She has to special order these 80$ bras) don't wash them too much. Hand wash. Though you can rinse them while wearing them to keep smells and body oils from getting to be too much. Since so many first world people bathe so much, its not necessary to clean them as much. Though panties do need to be washed each time, since you do "ooze" (that's what my friend calls it.)

Whoaaaaa......it's okay you'll find someone

Titties are always inviting 8)