THAT'S IT! I'M BREAKING OUT THE SOUSAPHONE LINE-UP!
*wraps himself with coils of shiny brass and immense bell*
*blasts you with a low b-flat strong enough to flip cars!*
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*absorbs it down the bell*
*flips horn*
*redirected out of mouthpiece*
*angrily plays to scare you back*
NO TRUMPETS.
BY THE POWER OF THE GREAT FREN-CHORNY, I CAST AMPLIFY LEVEL EIGHTY SEVEN!
*plays horn with the force of 10,000 suns*
And if you continue, you may find a woodwind where you never imagined one would fit!
YOU WILL NEVER OUTLAST THE BRASS
*direct beam of high F directly down your instrument*
*wraps himself with coils of shiny brass and immense bell*
*blasts you with a low b-flat strong enough to flip cars!*
*flips horn*
*redirected out of mouthpiece*