Tech is betraying us

I wonder if he will have a someone else if he finishes in only 2 minutes with her !!

Imagine what would've happened if he used Apple Maps

My ex's logic: it takes 10 minutes to get home, you managed it in 8. Who is she?

This is like White Chicks
Best. Movie. Ever

Her name is traffic

Woman: it takes 8 minutes to get home, you managed it in 10. Who is she?
Man: Greg.
Woman: What kinda woman is named Greg?
Man: It's a guy.
Woman: Threesome?
Man: No.

....All the lights were red