im a jehovah's witness....
not even kidding tho
imagine what its like having a morning full of rude people
if you say no you dont have to be ride
just saying (sry i just went there)
I've tried the whole "No thank you, have a nice day." and they just take my not being an asshole as an invitation to come back every other day and practically try to walk into my house. And as hexy said you didn't have to come knock on my door. (multiple times)
Nest time, ask them if they have heard the Word of Our Dark Lord of the Sith, and then tell them about how one goes about being corrupted to the Dark Side. Slowly move closer to one of them. Start stroking their arm gently.
And watch them leave a Witness-sized hole in the door.
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This wouldn't work on me.Then again,I'm 15,sooo...yeah.I probably wouldn't open the door to some strange woman,even if she had voluptuous breasts.
not even kidding tho
imagine what its like having a morning full of rude people
if you say no you dont have to be ride
just saying (sry i just went there)
And watch them leave a Witness-sized hole in the door.