Satan's post

I hate this post.. And supposedly it was made by me. I hate myself..
*likes*

The one that fucked me up the most was the "better not stop breathing!"

*eyes widen*
*listens intently for ringing sound*

Why the fuck would you do that to me? I have to manually breathe for the next 5 minutes. Are you Satan?

Your a fucking dick

Ha, jokes on you! I have nerve damage in my mouth so my tongue is never uncomfortable... I also can't lick ice cream cones though :(

I've seen posts like this so often this one hardly affected me, except for the breathing one.

Damn you

Now I'm trying to not breath, not blink, listen for the ringing, itching, and swallowing.

fuck off!!!

what have you done Satan?!

I fucking hate you.

If I Had A Middle Finger Icon That's What I'd Give This Post

My tongue actually sits quite comfortably in my mouth. I've never had an issue with it. Is that just me?

Guys your tongue does sit in your mouth. It's just pressed up not down

DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU HAVE DONE

OMG WHAT!!

do you realize what you have done

Only the first three got me

the last one is a lie, prick who made this.

I hate this

Bitch

FUUUUUUUUUUU

OMG FUCK YU

You're ruining my life..

I’m glad to know the crackling doesn’t happen to just me