Screw you brain!

Listen to this man..or woman..whatever ^

Man...and thank you learned it the hard way

Some things you can only learn the hard way my dear man

*chuckles* hard way... *chuckles*

and then when you learn who they like you are still devastated even though you knew what was going to happen

Or when you learn they're actually taken and they've been taken for quite a while and it seems unlikely the spot in the girl/boyfriend zone will become unoccupied in the near future.
It fucking sucks