Opening a beer GIF

That's not a beer

Salty

Arrested Development.

When trying to look cool doesn't work out so well

You tried.

You do realize this is the son of Chuck Norris.

XDDDD

It was bent in the first place

"I told you that is a TWIST-OFF!"

like a man

Well, it is HARD lemonade.

That's not granite...

It's a Sudden Valley house, where sex offenders come to live.

I didn't know Nokia made beer!