I'm like 95% sure that's not right

http://images.paraorkut.com/img/wallpapers/1600x1200/b/beyonce_knowles_with_a_sword-4085.jpg
Best I can do for now.

Three things. One. I think that that may be a machete. Two. That expression gives me new fears. Congrats! And three. Thank you. :D

It is a machete but good job!