I once commented code something to the effect of:
"What are you doing in here?" You shouldn't be reading this. Three different programmers in turn went over this code with a fine tooth comb and optimized it to within an inch of its life. If you attempt to tweek it any further, it will explode in your face and make you hate life. The database will puke on your desktop and it's likely that everyone in the building will know by morning."
"What are you doing in here?" You shouldn't be reading this. Three different programmers in turn went over this code with a fine tooth comb and optimized it to within an inch of its life. If you attempt to tweek it any further, it will explode in your face and make you hate life. The database will puke on your desktop and it's likely that everyone in the building will know by morning."