Sexuality

Am I invited?

Ok, funny story. When I came out to my bf and told him I was bi the first thing he said was "so I get a threesome?"
I spent five minutes laughing my ass off cuz I was so worried about his response, I was afraid he would reject me but no the boy thought of a flipping threesome.

Hello. ;)

Oh captainjackharknes, we meet again.

Hi there.

Hi. How are you? How was your Valentines day?

Hit on some people,you know.

Ah yes, the usual.

Something I feel is very appropriate for you Captain:
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Did someone say threesome?

Yes, but you might be a Bit too late...

I'm always late to the goddamn parties

You can still jump in.But here,drink this.*hands shadowstorm197 a hyper vodka*

Sooooooo... Can I join maybe just a little if it doesn't annoy anyone *shifts nervously*

*passes a hyper vodka to evilgummybear*The more the merrier!

Whoop whoop! Pass me a drink too captainjackharknes!!

*passes twisted_soul a hyper vodka too*You do know that hyper vodka is about three times as powerful as normal vodka,right?

*chugs* *cringed at burning* "coulda told me that before!!"

*takes carefull sip* *chokes*
Oh wow...um...is there anything...different? Maybe some tequila? A Jose Cuervo perhaps?

Nope.Just hyper vodka.The other things aren't really worth it.

Damn...well, here goes nothing. *takes huge gulp* *chokes*

I can make you choke on other things you know. ;)

*smiles* oh, my boyfriend likes to make me choke on other things too.

We should all get together some time.Have a few hyper vodkas,I can call my old executioners,and we can have fun.

Tempting idea...very tempting indeed...

Especially after about two hyper vodkas.

Hmmmm...curiosity is getting the best of me

*hands you another hyper vodka*

Oh god...I. Probably gonna regret this. *takes sip*

Im*

No you aren't. ;)

*rolls eyes* sure I'm not.

I am Captain Jack Harkness.Just one word,and your panties will drop straight to Hell.

Ha. You're funny.

Hello. ;)

*blushes* Hello...

**watches as your panties literally drop straight to hell*I planted them with a few small drones.Activated by that single word,and once it's said,they latch onto your panties,and send them straight down.

A crap. *looks down and blushes harder* It's a good thing I carry an extra pair in my purse.
Please don't make those drop, Victoria secret panties are expensive as fuck.

Ooh!Can I see?

You already saw the ones that dropped!

So?

So....so you can't see them..If you want to see them, go look at the ones you took away.

Those are on fire.*pulls out squareness gun*

Oh...crap.

*I just choked laughing* Panties don't catch fire, they melt.

What?Wait,are panties made of,plastic?I thought they were wool,or silk,maybe lace?

Still most of them are synthetic

Well,I spend most of my time taking them off of women,not staring at them.

Ha! See? They're long gone now. Thank you evilgummybear.

*points squareness gun at twisted_soul's pants/possibly skirt*

Hey..hey what are you gonna do with that??

*shoots squareness gun,which leaves a large square hole in twisted_soul's pants/maybe skirt*

*screams* GODDAMNIT NOT MY GOOD SKIRT
UGH this is not a good day. Thank god I always bring extra clothes

*stares*

Hope you enjoy the view. It ain't gonna last long. Now, where's the bathroom....

Walk past the room full of burning priests and then take the first turn right at the stakes, first door on your left hand.

There's also a bedroom on the right. ;)

No captain. Now if you'll excuse me I'm gonna change. *walks to bathroom*

*sends spy drone*

Captain
No
Stahp
What the hell
CAPTAIN

;) At least it isn't a sex drone.

Yeah, thank goodness, now please don't destroy my clothing again, it's not nice.

How high are we?

Not high, just slightly drunk. These damn hyper vodkas.

Really? I feel high?

Damn it...captain did you give out any drugs??

Well,I guess you could call them drugs...Also,I could put the part of your clothing back.If I wanted to.

What do you mean?

Space roofies.

Oh ok, and what do you mean about putting the part of my clothing back?

The squareness gun can put back what it removes.

Also,I space roofied you too.And myself.It's more fun that way.

First, yes please fix my clothing.
Second, no space roofies. I think I have enough with the hyper vodka.

First:Not until I get at least a grope.
Second:Too late.

Fine, I can always buy more clothing.
And damn it I swear I'm gonna start killing people.

Or banging them. ;)

No that's your thing captain. I'd rather kill people, it's far more...thrilling.

Well,good thing I don't die for long.I guess this means we can get as kinky as you want.

You're good at finding loopholes! Aren't you?

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