Use smoked gouda, then. Don't use the shitty chemical "American" cheese. Get some money and buy real cheese, made with hard and honest work, the true "American" dream.
What's so weird about americas system? It counts from one to 12. Sophmore is just a term for a person in 10th grade. Its still called 10th grade, how is that confusing?
It seems confusing because non-Americans don't really hear the word sophomore unless it's referring to a band's second album--wait, that means we use sophomore because it's their second year in high school!
4-5. 1st parvulario
5-6. 2nd
6-7. 1st
7-8. 2nd Pr
8-9. 3rd Pr
9-10 4th Pr
10-11 5th Pr
11-12 6th Pr
12-13 1st ESO
13-14 2nd ESO
14-15 3rd ESO
15-16 4rd ESO
16-17 1st btx.
17-18 2nd btx.
I'm confiscating your baguette supply for three weeks.