Glazed donuts stuffed with chocolate chip cookie dough hand dipped in chocolate

If ya can't taste the diabeetus, ya ain't doing it right!

So this is what makes life devine...

You understand me

That doughnut's the miracle that I've been dreaming of.
Mmmm, mmmm, so this is love. :D
*Disney highfive*

Yes!

I'd have one and then cry for the next three weeks.

I would.

Sorry, I don't want to make fun of you for anything. I just can't even... I mean, what has gone wrong in human development,... how Is this even considered food?

It isn't. It's pure concentrated deliciousness with enough calories to sustain a small city. I'd eat it and be so guilty that I would go to the gym for three weeks straight, but I would still eat it.