Just touch it

Well, I mean unless your ok with a penis ..like "oh wow, I didn't expect that...but ok."

Hell no I be here like wow I found a nice girl and everything now I get I become a man and see boobs but then BOOM PSYCH penis

Ok I see your point. Like what if your really in the mood for boobs but nope, penis. I see your point, I sorta take back what I said.

I'm always in the mood for boobs that's the point I DONT WANT SOMEONE ELSE'S PENIS IN MY BED

Ok ok calm down. You made your point. No surprise penis for you. Boobies for life.

I love the term 'surprise penis'.Surprise!

I bet that's a surprise you like to give.

Yeah.It'd be a HAPPY surprise!

I'm not sure about that....

It'd be a LONG story. ;)

But with no good climax.

Because it'll be too legendary of a story to have a climax so soon.

Ok you got me, you win this round.

And all the others.

Soon,
Soon I will win.

Maybe in 'Who can die for the longest amount of time' contest.

It's a female.

Oh haha funny.

Also,there's the 'Who is the more flirtatious' contest.

I'm actually good at that game.

Oh really?Well,seeing as how I'm still wearing my pants...

Keep the pants on captain, you don't want to start the fun so soon, do we?

That's what they all say.Then I say 'Hello'.

*hold on to panties for dear life* oh no, not again.

What
The
Hexecaiah Steam

*panties rip out of twisted_soul's pants,and plummet straight to Hell*

Ah god damn IT. YOU BETTER BUY ME A NEW PAIR OF PANTS AND PANTIES

*takes picture*

That.... Escalated.... Rather.... Um.

Damn captain.
Well, at least you'll stop trying to rip off my panties, now you have a pic.
Now buy me new clothes. I forgot to bring extras today...