I will be this mom

I want to be her when I grow up

My mom always told me she didn't care if I got in a fight, as long as I won or fought on the right side

I just picture a laughing 4 year old chasing 10 year olds with a water hose, while the 10 year olds are screaming and tring to run for cover.

I only hope i can be as good a parent as this

You shouldn't start a fight...
but you better finish them.

I don't know why people comment on this sarcastically as " excellent parenting". This is actually excellent parenting.

This is going to be me as a parent I swear