I am also that friend

Me too. My best lines are: "Do you have a death wish?" And "When you wake up, you'll find a knife in your heart."

I punched my friend so hard I slightly dislocated his jaw. I kinda feel bad for it, but it's justified

I once told someone to pick a casket from across the street (There's a funeral home across from my school) when I was mad at him

Once we were taking about Legos and I don't remember what the person said to piss me off, but I smiled sweetly and said in a quiet voice "I hope you step on a glass Lego one day" I swear my friends when batshit crazy. Even my bf looked a little uncomfortable.

I am this person.

I am this person. When you meet me, I'll be a kind person. Even when you get to know me, I'll be as kind as I can. But when I get mad, that's when you should run.

I am that friend I'm quiet and nice but this one time I was in my computer class and one on my friends grabbed my computer mouse and I got mad and I said I WILL BITE YOUR FACE and my other friend slid away from me.

That's so crazy how everyone happens to be this person.

I am this friend as well.
"Life and death is beautiful; Pick one, be saved or die. With my hands."

One time I was with a few friends on campus and we were getting lunch. It was a lovely day and I was laughing, smiling and being absolutely wonderful. It was an image of unicorns and rainbows that how adorable I was. Anyway, about an hour later I told them that I had to go to the library and pick up a book, so we headed there and when I couldn't find it I asked the librarian. She looked for it, but couldn't find the book as well and when she told me that a student probably took the book and forgot to return it, my cutesy smile turned into
"WHAT!? I NEEDED THAT BOOK, WHO ARE THEY?! I NEED THEIR FUCKING NAME NOW *starts to hyperventilate* I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL THEM! *turns to my friend* "FIND THEM NOW!!!!"
Naturally, my friends were mortified and I even heard one of them whisper in a trembling voice "Gosh guys, Vanessa's really scary sometimes." To be honest FS, I don't know what came over me but I really did need that book...

I do have a friend who is the complete opposite. She's got a hard shell, all sarcasm and sass but she is actually the biggest sweetheart I know.