Where can I buy these

*slips red pill in every cute guys food*

*Crush looks up awkwardly after eating food* IT'S WORKING!

Yes!!

*Crush goes up to other guy and starts fangirling* wtf this was not intended abort mission

Noo abort we must abort

ABORT ABORT
StrangelyAcoustic: Jenna, we gotta go! Plan is aborted!
Jenna: *screams*
StrangelyAcoustic: *screams*
Both: *Screams*

AHHHH HURRY WE NEED TO GET A ANTI LOVE PILL

Um, you don't want to see your crush making out with another cute guy? Pffffffftt, okay.

Not particularly

Your loss.

JENNA WHERE ARE YOU REPORT IN ARE YOU HURT

NO IM HIDING IN THE BATHROOM IM TO SCARED just let me go

The emergency vehicle is about to go COME ON NOW BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE

DONT LEAVE ME IM RUNNING AS FAST AS I CAN *gets in emergency vehicle*

GET US OUT OF HERE PILOT BEFORE WE DIE OF FEELS
pilot: *watches our crushes make out with each other* oh damn
SCREW THIS
*flies plane far far away*
*Remembers what it looked like*
Jenna. I-I can't do this. I can't get it out of my head. Anything would be worse than this. I'm sorry, but I have to this. *crashes plane*

I understand

*dies like a boss*