Words of warning

evil chemical?
I didn't know chemicals had the ability to form morality.

#h2okills omygosh I can't stop laughing :'D

The 'yoga mat' chemical has been removed, at least from Canadian Subway chains.

Everyone who has drank H2O in the past, until 1900, DIED

It's water

*laughing*

*straight face * Oh my god my sides

REMOVE THE WATER

This is what happens when people try to act more intelligent than that really are. Everybody gets a laugh about it.

Chemicals or no, I'm still gonna eat my subway and just you try to stop me

the water is going to kill us all!!! Drink more beer!!!

Troll level over 9000

99% sure that news article is a joke

http://www.dhmo.org/truth/Dihydrogen-Monoxide.html

As a replacement ingredient, they will be using dehydrated water. It's less hazardous, but increases flavor.

Have you guys heard of the deadly hydrogen hydroxide in most city's water supplies?

They actually have a website saying how evil water is except they use this name, my science teacher showed me it and it's pretty dumb

and the bread looks like soles of shoes.. hmm..

It's not oxygen, is hydroxide acid