That escalated quickly

Yeah... The middle one is kinda off. He should have a GREAT sense of humor.

YESyesyesyesyesyes
I have to add one though: •He has to buy me pizza on a regular basis! :D

Did anyone else think "hoodies" was noodles?
No?
Okay.
:-(

And likes reading books and obsessing over them with me

Lol I would love to find somebody I can do all of that and more for.

I will do all these things

if you slayed your girls' enemies in such a brutal manner, she will be forever changed in how she looks at you, and not in a good way.

Sorry to be THAT person, but.. only a week ago? really..? https://m.funsubstance.com/fun/225032/dream-man

Yea I'm sorry.. That's just not me..
I'm not a cutie patootie

These things are ok, but I really need a man as swift as the coursing river.

Can we ignore the third because other than that I'm the guy

Screw the dislike button is there a delete button??