Am I right? Of course I am

"It sprayed us in the eyes, so now we look like total douchebags!"

Did you read it twice, guest? Maybe read it again.

Dat Supernatural quote :3

I wear sunglasses indoors, I have hyper-photosensitivity. Even normal lighting feels like I'm looking into the sun. People have called me a douche to my face, but fuck you all, my coolness is mandatory.