An old pal

'bwoser'

I too will always remember my first bwoser.

I agree. It used to be the best thing ever...

What? Netscape Navigator is going away?

Hahaha oh children. Let me tell you a tale. A tale of a day before Internet Explorer. I remember those days as though they were yesterday. It was a simpler time. Happiness and love had not yet left the world. And browsing the Internet meant spending fifteen minutes waiting for the connection to start, and browsing directly through AOL. But AOL was for the rich and powerful. Those less fortunate like myself were left with cheap knock-offs that hardly ever worked. When Internet Explorer came along, it was a god to us. We sacrificed our children to it. But over time, other gods arose. The sacrifices to IE became less, and he became angry. IE chose to no longer treat us with love, but with hatred. He spelled forth doom upon us for betraying him for a newer, chromier god. But Chrome was too powerful, so IE chose instead to unleash his offspring. And thus Spartans were born.

Still using it •-•

thank you I.E. for letting me download mozilla and chrome

Old friend? HAHAHAHAHA NO.

PLOT TWIST. He posted this from Internet Explorer in 2006.

bwoser makes it sound as if you are imitating yourself as a small child.... i could download games and stuff before i could talk

my government is actually still using this to punch in and punch out at work -.-

On my computer, I.E. runs faster that Chrome.