Why don't I believe you?
Oh yeah, because that's coming out of nowhere, you're screaming for no reason, and because this story is most likely fake but still funny.
What if she just politely asked a question that just happened to be a sweet-ass burn? I'm trying to be as polite as I can when I'm around people, and I think I could also be classified as a "nice girl", but whenever I get a chance to burn someone, especially someone who deserves a nice burn because he's a douche, I bloody take it. Being nice and polite doesn't mean passing these opportunities.
Oh yeah, because that's coming out of nowhere, you're screaming for no reason, and because this story is most likely fake but still funny.