Damn link

i hate when i walk outside and someone randomly throws a fridge at me

I hate it when voldamort uses my shampoo

I hate it when hitler steals my Nutella

I hate when I lose my black friend in the dark

Izayyaaa!

I hate everything

i love Google and those weird people

Now we're asking the real questions.

I hate when a chinchilla eats the universe

I hate it when jesus comes into my house, riding on a velociraptor, and throwing books at me...

as in Link from Rhett & Link?