Don't stare

Dobby is a free elf. (am I a bad person?)

It looks like he has Progeria which is really sad if you want to google it. It basically means that when the kids are born they age really quickly. They get weak, arthritis, possibly going partially blind, deafness, all the things that older people get at like 6-7

I'm sorry, but does that guy not have the highest level of swag you've ever seen? just look at the smirk on his face.