Sounds good!

Where do I sign up ?

Im losing this game

Where can I start?

Well, I'll lose pretty quickly

Yep, you'll lose alright...

I'd lose as soon as you / anyone shows romantic interest in me...
#forever.alone

Alright!
*clicks "Find Match" button*
*"Searching for Players...."*
*six years later*
*"Sorry, we couldn't find anyone for you to play this game with."*

F this game.

Yup and i lost