Nice one Dale, Nice one

Dale: 1
Lesbian Friend: 1
Dale's gf: -37

This made my day. XD

Dude this is amazing screw her. Just because they are gay/lesbian doesnt mean they are attracted to you. Im straight that doesnt mean im attracted to every girl i see nooooo so why hold them to this standard

Where can I meet fabulous people like this?

Dale sounds like an awesome friend.

Dale is my role model
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What would Dale do?

Starts clapping. Dale had fun. You and your gf had fun. It just sounds like a great day for Karma to work its magic

I'm laughing too hard.

I wanna know what happened next!

This Made my day

We're smoking this bitch out. I can't stop laughing. OMG.

I like how it sounds like an invasion or something "there's eight climbing in the window"

Omfs