It's Really A Very Common Problem

Me too, little buddy, me too.

My dog farts himself awake. Now you know why he isn't a guard dog.

When I was 6 I had explosive diarrhea and my mom told me I cried every time I sharted.

I remeber when I was visiting my cousin He showed me the baby's room and their was shot on wall, and I was asking why there was shit wall and he said, that when the baby was being changed it shat and the shit flew across the room on the wall, this fucking baby can shit from five feet away.

Dem eyes, tho.