My job only exists to perpetuate people being lazy
9 years ago by guest · 3081 Likes · 17 comments · Popular
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posh11
· 9 years ago
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Well thank you good man! Sometimes this is not being lazy.. Sometimes you are late, or you don't have enough time at your lunch time.
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youwillhateme
· 9 years ago
For me it's cause I'm lazy.
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guest
· 9 years ago
And sometimes you can't eat a whole cantaloupe b/f it goes bad so a pre-sliced one is nice to have for sides and snacking.
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fluffydinosaur3467
· 9 years ago
It looks like he works at publix
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bluekitty1013
· 9 years ago
*drools*
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alxx
· 9 years ago
Now if you could just deliver that to my mouth, that'd be great.
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blue
· 9 years ago
I'm so sorry but, That's what she said.
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rita
· 9 years ago
I do the same thing, at a school though. Some kids love it others are like "eww, what is that?"
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norwegiangirl
· 9 years ago
They dont know what fruit is?
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rita
· 9 years ago
I thought some kids were joking around when one kid said "what's a pear?" I laughed because it reminded me of "Its always sunny". Or one kid said blood oranges were poisonous and freaked out a bunch of kids, then no one wanted to try them.
norwegiangirl
· 9 years ago
Shops in Norway actually had to start advertising blood oranges as red oranges, because no one wanted to buy them with that name.
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guest
· 9 years ago
You provide a great service, sir.
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guest
· 9 years ago
I'd actually love to have that job
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redstrawberry
· 9 years ago
I actually would like having this job!
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enigmatic
· 9 years ago
You are the legitimate fruit ninja!!
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andiwombat
· 9 years ago
Ah yes garde manger.
farnsworthparabox
· 9 years ago
I bet your fingers smell delicious...